HOW MENTALLY ILL AM I?

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you. (i cussed it out and yelled at it)
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond

TOTAL: 5

[ ] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow (Believe me, i've tried before )
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[ ] You just sang them to make sure (Choir teaches you things )
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 7

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose (it's not that funny)
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 9

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class. (almost XD)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’. (all the frickin time)

TOTAL: 13

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math ( occasionally)
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. (once or twice)
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time

TOTAL: 17

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused. (yeah, i do that.....a lot )
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um” means (I do not )
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin (to lazy for mental math)

TOTAL: 24
NOW, take all of your totals, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% Mentally ill."